Hey JOR!!!... I got an email from your buddy... Conner Swonr!!!

[baimun]

Of course he calls me by that old nickname... "Conner"

But he's "Got Govenment don't want me sell UndergoundCD !" He says he can check our spouses and credit history....

but best of all....

... "hacking someone PC!!!"

He'll also "Disappear in your city".

Wow. I'm so excited. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Joranthalus]

HACKING SOMEONE PC!!! Is for *** HaX0rS!

[baimun]

Ilga also sent a Re:MessageNotify... Privacy is breached 5617....

... but for some reason the attachment was blocked by my antivirus.

Now why would Ilga send me a virus? [img]confused.gif[/img]

[Joranthalus]

I'm sure it was just a misfire [img]wink.gif[/img]

[sculpey]

I keep getting these sort of randomly generated emails:

"Any turn signal can negotiate a prenuptial agreement with toothpick defined by fundraiser, but it takes a real tornado to warranty beyond.When salad dressing inside power drill laughs out loud, from haunch starts reminiscing about lost glory.Now and then, bubble bath behind find subtle faults with vacuum cleaner around scooby snack.
plank current dioxide citadel"

[baimun]

Well of course... everyone knows that the only way to get behind the subtle faults of a bubble bath is with a vacuum cleaner. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[baimun]

Maybe we should have Ronnie James Dio write them a song....

She is the night between the virgin witches
Beware of the sky of the evil mystery
Beware of the dark between the black skies
There is no demon from the unholy heart... BEWARE!!!

There is no rain from the silver valley
Face the wind of the silver night
Beware of the master of the unholy witch
She is the sea of the mystic rainbow.. YEEAAAAHHH!!!!

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It should be noted that this song was written with just a few clicks of the Ronnie James Dio Lyric Generator. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Joranthalus]

I'm happy to inform you that we are accepting you mo rtgage application.
If you have bad cr.edit, it is ok. We are ready to give you a $200,000
loa n for $350/month payment. Appr oval process will take 1 minute.
Just visit the link below and fill out the short form.

Sounds almost too good to be true... almost... i'll let you know in 1 minute [img]wink.gif[/img]

[baimun]

I'm thinking that a $200,000 loan with only a $350/month payment would require about....

... $150,000 down. [img]wink.gif[/img]